Fear the Crab

“School Song” from Matilda the Musical, scored by one of my favorite artists, Tim Minchin. Clever and witty!

And so you think you’re A-ble
to survive this mess by B-ing a prince or a princess,
you will soon C there’s no escaping trage-D.
And E-ven if you put in heaps of F-ort,
you’re just wasting ener-G, ’cause your life as you know it
is H-ent history.

I have suffered in this J-ail,
I’ve been trapped inside this K-ge for ages,
this living L.
But if I try I can rem-M-ber,
back before my life had N-ded,
before my happy days were O-ver,
before I first heard the P-ling of the bell.
Like you I was Q-rious,
so innocent I R-sked a thousand questions,
but unl-S you want to suffer, listen up
and I will T-ch you a thing or two.
U, listen here, my dear,
you’ll be punished so se-V-rely if you step out of line,
and if you cry it will be W should stay out of trouble,
and remember to be X-tremely careful.

Y?

Why? Did you hear what he said?

Just you wait for phy-Z!