Fear the Crab

What is this blog about?

You ever lift an old box out of storage, and all these cockroach droppings fall out? This is like that.

Where did the name “Fear the Crab” come from?

I had a t-shirt based on A Frightened Boy, a wonderful flash video discovered during one of my forays into the internet world. The creator of that video, rathergood.com, is also credited with the wonderful* “spongmonkeys” used in old Quiznos commercials. Truly, a great number of inspirations have spewed forth from the original Crab of Ineffable Wisdom.
* subject to interpretation.

Where did the name “CancerMan” come from?

My astrological sign is Cancer, I’m sometimes rather crabby*, and I used to smoke. When it came time for a handle and/or an e-mail address, I grabbed CancerMan and that was pretty much the start.
* except I don’t pinch.

When are you going to write something new?

Later.