Fear the Crab

Over the weekend I spent some time at a beachhouse in Laie. It was a gathering of almost everyone from The Lab, plus relatives and friends. The house was huge, way bigger than what I imagined, and it was right there on the beach. Which, I suppose, explains why it’s called a beachhouse. Maile and I went on Saturday, but a lot of people were there since Thursday. We weren’t intending to stay over, though, since Maile had a lot of work to finish by Monday. I tried some fishing with Mark’s new and expensive rod and reel (oh yeah, no pressure), but the last time I cast any sort of fishing line was back in the elementary school days. I only had one good cast, while the rest of the time I’d barely make it 10 feet. Needless to say, I didn’t catch anything. The rest of the time I spent playing with the kids, whether it was throwing a ball around, digging holes in the sand, or making sand sculptures. Maile made a really nice turtle, since we saw one in the water.

Today started out smashing. I slept late and woke up late, but still in time to get ready and leave for work before the morning rush hour. On the way, Star 101.9 was having an informal contest, which was basically listening for whenever Mortuary Chris “let one go” and being the 9th caller. I guess he had a lot of burritos the night before. Lucky me, I dialed in and managed to be the 9th caller. So I won passes to the Laugh Factory, which is interesting because I was just thinking of going there. I don’t recall how many passes I got, probably two. I should have tried to ask for more, like tickets to The Vagina Monologues, or something, but when they finally took me off hold I was reversing my truck into a parking stall. It’s very difficult to talk on a cell phone while navigating between two concrete pillars.

Later tonight I’m getting together with a bunch of old friends, and we’re likely going to hang out at Ryan’s Bar and Grill. We were supposed to go to the Laugh Factory (odd that it’s been the subject of the week for me), but due to a booking problem they won’t have a show until Thursday. Normally they have comedy every single day. So it’s a night out at Ryan’s, and hopefully a lot of people show up. It’s been a while since we all got together.