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22 October 2002
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I’m still sick, though I was able to go to school. Waking up was not hard, but halfway through the day the phlegm decided to attack from two sides, clogging up both my head and lungs. So I had a sinus headache and couldn’t breathe.

Yay.

This morning I had to kill a 4″ flying cockroach, which would qualify for the Bambucha award in my book. I whacked it 15-20 times with a rolled-up newspaper, shoved its gross carcass between two inserts, took the entire paper outside, and danced a speed-induced Macarena on it, because those suckers just don’t die. I remember the last time I whacked a roach until I saw guts and broke off two of its legs. I dumped it in the trash, and the next morning my dad found it crawling along the kitchen floor.

Yay.

Article #103 by CancerMan on 22 October 2002 @ 22:42
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